Recent content by BlueBalls

Burned through the entire second season on Saturday. Excellent stuff.

Yes but it's been so long. Do you not yearn? I yearn.

How rude... SUCK ON MY SHIT!

I am ashamed and offended that I am included on this list. How dare you besmirch my good name!

Fine! As some people clearly can't follow a simple request, I'm bumping with this gif because fuck you.

Tell her you're a registered sex offender. Her reaction will tell you all you need to know.

I don't have sex. It's not because I have liver issues which covers large portions of my body, particularly my groin, in boils and carbuncles which reduces any and all sexual appeal I may have been able to exude to that of an moist, flaking open wound. No, it's because I have too much respect...

Because you are a worthless loser.

So short sighted. The real threat to world peace is of course, capitalism.

Ah, colonial conquest, truly the last gentleman's war...

That is surprisingly unsettling.

Yo.

I am in awe. You gentlemen are truly doing God's work.

I'd obviously post it all over the internet because I'm scum.

1. I read Hegel for fun. 2. Women neither fear nor love me, but they respect my transcendental nihilism 3. I once got into a fist fight in a pub bathroom over Pablo Neruda. 4. The song Brown Eyed Girl was composed with me in mind. 5. The electron is a fraud.